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If my puppies swell anymore.. they are going to explode....



My wish for the day.. I wish men would have to endure 1 period a year with all the fixings and trimmings......



Too devine for words!

Just saw it.... my rating?



Ho-humm... like the dark gothy side of it... but not terribily exciting.



Wait for the DVD is my advice

After a recent conversation with a friend of line, I took a mental trip down memory lane of all the ups and downs I've seen with on line dating.



Scary subject, and one that will always confur up the worst in me when I see some one I know attempt one.



I can happlily say I've been on line for 10 years now. With the past 7 in #vampires (what you might know as the Conservatory)



And while I have enjoyed many chats, heaps of role playing and some fabulous flirting, I've managed to stay out of the on line relationship trap. (read to the bottom for more on this subject)



But just a little bit of fun facts and statistics from the Book of Moreish on what I have observed



Of at least a couple of hundred relationships I've seen started, I can only think of 3 that are still together.



Of the 9 weddings I know of, only one still exsists



Of the 20+ engagements, only 2 are still engaged and only 1 of those got married



Of the 9 babies I know that where born...... this one is bad... only one remain together as a family.



Most of the boys I know, have managed to score and shag at least 5 to 6 girls in a 24 month period



Of the girls I know, most have had their heart broken many times



So.. with all this negative stuff why do we still do it to ourselves?



Easy.... we leave ourselves wide open on line, as we feel secure behind our monitors and thus, share things about ourselves, not even our best friends know or have experienced from us.



Don't you find it amazing, how deeply you connect with a person on line? Why does it never happen off live? Why do you find on a weekly basis, soul mates and kindred spirits?



Because all around in real life, you have people just like the ones you meet on line, the only difference is that you never give them the same time or chance.



Now for a word of caution from the mistress with it comes to internet preditors, (and beleive me when I say of the 10 men you meet on line, i'd say only 2 are not) don't take everything at face value. Chances are, the messages and thigns they say to you, they try with everyone, it's a hit and miss ratio.



Am I becoming too cynical as my time lapses on line? You could say I have to a point



I am a hopless romantic, and I do still get swept up with my friends as they dip thier toes into the love net. I hold my breath for them.



I look for the best in the people I speak with and I truly beleive they have the best of intentions and pray they will do the right thing.



I am cautious with new people, only from experience.



As for myself you ask? For those that have tried and failed to win my attention, I'm sorry, but I'm not that easy.



For those males who won my affection and retained it (and before you all ask, there have only ever been 3 and they truly know who they are, DA, DR & S) they remain to this day, my soul mates , best friends, and dear blessed saviours from the daily drivel that is life.



Everyone else? Are just playmates. But I wouldn't have this place with out them

I have a poem



At the end of my profile



The very last one



All in italian



But devine if you can translate it



I warm you... read it alone and have a box of tissues handly, you'll understand while when you're done



*mwuah*

I've challenged a few whinging people to swap their hot summers for my cold winter with no luck



I think I should be offering cash....



It often makes me wonder, as an Italian... if I was living back home, I would suffer the winters worse. Therefore I should be content for the mild ones we have here by comparision... *shrugs*



Plus, it pisses me off, they don't make thermal g-strings!!!

To watch porn.. can't be bothered staying up late



Ciao ciao

As I sit here, trying faintly to reach my fingers to the keyboard, I am reminded why I don't like personal trainers..... they kill you!!!



They say it will be good for me.... it sure as hell had better be or the bitch dies!



>:)

Ahh the city most similar to Europe.... mostly for the crappy weather and the good coffee.



Fabulous little hotel, nice room... massive large bed all to myself.. pity there was no one to share it with



I am out of practice drinking... 4 gins and I was off my face... so sad *hangs her head in shame*



Business was good, many functions, dinners, food, wine, chatting etc



Am exhausted.. needed all day sleeping yesterday



Glad to be home.... delicious to be in my bed....



Got a naughty sms from a client... I always love flattery.



Ciao ciao... Moreish is worn out ...

Alas... the surgery was not a sucess - had a mild episode last week in the middle of all my conferences.

I often travel for work therefore I constantly find myself dashing to catch a plan, or running late in a slow taxi, or begging check in to give me a seat with more leg room when I arrive 10 minutes before departure.



I just got back from a week in Brisbane on business and I found myself reflecting back on some of my previous advertures, that I care to share.



And seeing I leave for Melbourne tomorrow, here are my top 10 frequent traveller tips and general ettiquette.



1 Don't fall for that " You must be there an hour prior to departure" If you don't have stow away luggage, get there 15 minutes before departure, even if there is a big line at check in, go straight up to the a check in counter, tell them who you are, and that your flight is about to leave, and they will whisk you right through - tip - if you look breathless when you arrive and fumble for your purse - it's more believable and they will fall for it every time



2 Dont bother hitting on the cute flight attendent - he's gay



3 If your flight is booked a week in advance - pre-order your food - order just about anything you like, becasue they will do it - I recommend telling them you are allergic to some things, so they give you first class meals instead... with real knives!



4 Avoid catching the "red-eye" ( meaning first up in the morning flights, like 6am) becasue they always come with an over weight guy next to you, who falls alseep on your shoulder and snores the entire flight - did I mention they tend to dribble too?



5 If it's cold and you have your coat over your lap and suddenly you think the guy next to you is feeling up your thigh under your cost sleeve - he probably is - best to move the coat and give a disgusted stare - unless he looks weathly.



6 Ask for booze with your meal - they will always serve it, and it makes the other passengers look and smell better.



7 Get up and move to the front of the plan before it's finished taxiing to the terminal - it pisses the stewardess off, but what do you care, you got off the plain quicker and you avoided the crowds and molestations of middled ages fat bastards.



8 Don't worry about body frisks - take it as a compliment - you never know, they might be hot and you might be up for some action.. alas this has never happened to me, but I live in hope for others



9 For quick pick up when arriving at a destination, never go to arrivals - go to departures and get your friend to get you there, or grab a taxi before it takes off - save yourself the nedless queues, or waiting for a taxi ( I once waited 45 minutes in zero temperatures - I was lucky my nipples didn't fall off)



10 Common manners - if you are the type of person who constantly needs to get up and go to the batroom, please have the courtesy to book an aisle seat - or at least ask to swap with someon if you are given the window seat - I sick to fucken death of people getting up 3 fricken times in a 1 hour flight to go to the dammed bathroom - on my last flight I pretended to be a sleep so the bugger had to stay put and not bug me!!!



Well, I hope this made you smile, if it was informative!



*wmuah* for now



MM